Unreal Descriptive of My Friend

Before writing this posting, Excuse to me if this descriptive is hurt to someone, because I’m just kidding.

I have friend, his name is Robbi, nick name is Gumo’onk. His lifestyle is very queer. Two months ago until now I finish to identified him. Finally, I have got some of his data :

Full Name : Robbi Irsandi

Nick Name : Gumo’onk

Address : Jl. Lebak Tonggoh No.13 Timika 90990 Irian

Independent East Indonesia

Place Of Birth : January, 1^st 1990

Height : 200cm (upper average then man of the same age)

Weight : 125 kg (upper average then man of the same age)

Favorites Food : Pais Peuteuy, Surundeng, Kicimpring, etc.

Favorites Drink : Monkey Blood, Liquid Shit, and Urine Cat

Favorites Celebrate : Sun Go Kong, Cut Pat Kai, and Luna Maya

Favorites Transport : Skateboard (his father work in wood factories)

Hobby : Shopping, swimming in lake with his species

Aim : King In The Jungle

One day I hear Gumo’onk said with crocodile. He said “I love you!”. At last, he married with crocodile at Tamansari Zoo Bandung.

Just kidding...