Before writing this posting, Excuse to me if this descriptive is hurt to someone, because I’m just kidding.
I have friend, his name is Robbi, nick name is Gumo’onk. His lifestyle is very queer. Two months ago until now I finish to identified him. Finally, I have got some of his data :
Full Name : Robbi Irsandi
Nick Name : Gumo’onk
Address : Jl. Lebak Tonggoh No.13 Timika 90990 Irian
Independent
Place Of Birth : January, 1st 1990
Height : 200cm (upper average then man of the same age)
Weight : 125 kg (upper average then man of the same age)
Favorites Food : Pais Peuteuy, Surundeng, Kicimpring, etc.
Favorites Drink : Monkey Blood, Liquid Shit, and Urine Cat
Favorites Celebrate : Sun Go Kong, Cut Pat Kai, and Luna Maya
Favorites Transport : Skateboard (his father work in wood factories)
Hobby : Shopping, swimming in lake with his species
Aim : King In The Jungle
One day I hear Gumo’onk said with crocodile. He said “I love you!”. At last, he married with crocodile at Tamansari Zoo Bandung.
Just kidding...